5 Things I Learned at the Spice Girls Concert

By Tim Kofol

Published: January 31st, 2008

I gave my girlfriend Spice Girls tickets for Christmas. Last night I accompanied my girlfriend and 2 of her women friends to a sold out TD Banknorth Arena.

Enough back story, here are the 5 things I learned last night and every straight male should know before attending a spice girls concert.

  1. No lines! Seriously you can get a beer faster at this show then you could at a Boston Bruins game.
  2. No lines! The bathroom is empty.
  3. Excellent unintentional comedy. Watching mothers dance while their teenage daughter is mortified, always a funny site.
  4. When the Spice Girls cover “Its Raining Men” go get a snack.
  5. If you are older then thirty, don’t go! If you do… you will be profiled as a pedophile.

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